Tomorrow morning I'm taking an early train to Konstanz in the south east of Germany, where I will meet Adam, Johnny, Helen, Stew, Jenko, and Aneesh for our jollies. I am almost packed and have narrowed it down to these three pairs of shoes:

They will almost certainly appear identical to the untrained eyes of a colour-blind boyfriend but they are each subtly different enough such that I can sacrifice none. I am thinking of adding in a cream pair but it depends on space, which is already at a minimum.

See you in a week Paradise Deutsch, when I shall return with tales of raucous adventure, cultural life experiences, drunken commaraderie, Stew's irrepressable enthusiasm, and Jenko's unavoidable vegetarianism.